We went down to Jersey For better or worse, see? Her bright sandy shores, yeah, we're lovin' er; Some months before bomb-blast @ the RNC From their bellicose portly governor! Who's now out of the spotlight, not that that's bad He made room for Slick — that biz-whiz lad The vulture capitalist & former Mass gov Who the 47% will soon come to love He could shill for Vitalis With help from Above 'Cause it fits his bouffant like hand in a glove! Now here's to Slick: Slap it on, make it stick! Mitt will need it to glide To the other side Of the upcoming November pick! But we know he can Try to win fair & square Because he da man And he's GOT DA HAIR! On a parting note , we'll try not to gloat: Woo-Hoo! All the grease we can spare!