Some of us are wondering why the indefatigable Jon Rappaport’s WordPress blog was suddenly snipped. Kaput. Gone. No explanation, nothing. And when we, his loyal fans, went to check in, we were greeted with a butt-ugly BSOD-like page and a … Continue reading
The creative flow, well you know comes in spurts; and yet you can bet that some dark chocolate when added, it sure never hurts. So thus many words some absurd you can glean from those of us birds who abstain … Continue reading
Are things pretty bad? Oh, yeah, you can bet. . . but you haven’t been loaded in one of these yet; So life sucks? Aw, shucks – hey, it could be worse, but you’re not out of luck ’til you … Continue reading
By now, fair readers, you should know that we here @ Don’t Laugh It’s Paid For Farm don’t give a flyin’ sh** about football. And that goes double for the pompous N-friggin’ F L. To that end, we also take … Continue reading
“These picturesque stones only mark the limit of our knowledge.
Dress them how you will, O gardener, they bespeak our helplessness..”
— Leonard Price
With neighbors so quiet
still labors – hey, try it!
Ahh, yes, such discomfort at this gloomy sight;
don’t worry, no hurry and no need to cry, it
will ultimately be all our plight.
So permit this transgression, death’s not an obsession,
at least not from an internal source;
so let’s keep on livin’, forgettin’, forgivin’
and doing so without remorse!
Whilst having a ton of fun of late,
this SPAM was spun upon my plate.
It slithered and skulked on phishy backs,
such scurrilous bulk – and wretched syntax!
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– * Names were changed to protect the guilty.
Oh, thank ye, SPAMMER, for this garble of thine!
Since I’m such a hammer, the pleasure is mine!
Example #2 pasted here for you:
“Take this total and divided by the number of miles driven last year. s from Wolfsburg having it all their own way, the French decided to take them on with the 1980. It is even cooler to know where they are) You may need to remove the hubcap or wheel cover by prying it loose with the tire jack.”
So glare you have it; this session was fun,
and I’ll have more SPAM before this day is done!
Here’s an authentic Tag Sale sign. Oh, how it enthralls. . . USED balls? I whine.
Seems whenever I get ’round to posting
the only replies are SPAM;
needless to say, it gets my head roasting
thanks, AKISMET, yes, thank you, ma’am!
On the way back from some damn island, the ‘water taxi’ provided playful dolphins a venue in which to surf and show off their aerial flippin’ skills.
We’re all for them playin’ – in fact, we are shills!
South Florida sun, such cool dolphin FUN!
They surfed in the wake before they were done.
Captive they’re not – we add this caveat:
SEAWORLD’S A PLACE THAT WE ALL SHOULD BOYCOTT!!
This last point cannot be overemphasized:
DOLPHINS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE IN CAPTIVITY!!
As animal lovers and caring caregivers, we here at Don’t Laugh It’s Paid For Farm wholeheartedly applaud the award-winning documentary THE COVE, and concur with all its conclusions.
OKAY, we’ll PLAY maybe sign up today. . . With dread we remember that so brief November, it’s fumbling foibles and fuss; yea, a sign-up attempt had so left us unkempt that we shriveled, aghast, at the fuss. But across … Continue reading